welcome to the real world asshole
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
FAVORITE POST FAVORITE POST FAVORITE POST
The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic AND Marvel’s majestic response
Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum.
And that’s awesome.
"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic."
"But isn’t magic cheating, mother?"
"In war, the cheaters live, love."
Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.